Advice is available everywhere on how to get your house sold. I thought I might give you some advice on how NOT to sell!
- Paint your house black with orange trim.
- Ask your neighbor to sit on their front porch in the nude.
- Get a pit bull for the back yard.
- Cook fish just before each showing.
- Get your kids to play video games in the livingroom during showings.
- Only allow showings on Wednesdays by appt.
- Don’t return your Realtor’s calls.
- Don’t let your agent put a sign in the yard
- Do it yourself
- Start a cat rescue center in your home
